Posts Tagged ‘Visual aid’

There goes my Senate seat…

December 9, 2008

Rod Blagojevich (Illinois Governor, imbecile)

Late-falling leaves

November 10, 2008

The weather is getting worse in these United States. And as the temperature drops here in the Midwest — proud home of Dr. and Mrs. Coffee — those trees with remaining leaves are left to fight for themselves. We are left to wonder: what happens to these trees? Do the leaves just freeze off? Or do they fall because they are jealous of their friends, who long since fled their branches?

These are kind of thoughts that have preoccupied us for the last week, resulting in the absense of new posts. But fear not, gentle readers! More is on the way.

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A proud tree

A proud tree

New Post

October 21, 2008

So I was thinking today, why don’t more people spend their time drinking apple juice? It’s delicious, it’s nutrcious, it’s high in sugar. It’s like nature’s motor oil, only if people regularly drank motor oil and it tasted like apple juice.

Visual aid:

Apple juice

Apple juice (from concentrate)

Motor Oil:

Motor oil

Motor oil (tasty/delicious)

As our visual evidence shows, motor oil is at least greater than or equal to apple juice in taste, quality and nutritional content.

In conclusion, Nader ’08!

What I’m doing…right now.

October 15, 2008

When you listen to music, you are 235% more prone to unanticipated bear attacks. This is science, folks. Don’t blame the messenger. Respect.

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Visual Aid

Don’t end up like Matthew (not pictured; eaten.)