Posts Tagged ‘Sexy things’

Sexy produce

October 16, 2008

8 Most Attractive Fruits and Vegetables:


1) Butternut squash – Magnificent curves.

Butternut squash

Butternut squash

2) Pears – Baby got back.

Pear

Pear

3) Strawberries – Plump, delectable, juicy — they’re like the boobs of produce. No wonder they’re top-heavy.

Strawberry

Strawberry

4) Asparagus – For those who like ’em skinny. And check out that crazy hair!

Asparagus

Asparagus

5) Bananas – I think you know why…

Banana

Banana

6) Jalapenos – Now that shit is HOT. Seriously, they’re really spicy. And I hear they get around, so be sure to use protection.

Jalapenos

Jalapenos

7) Oranges – What, am I the only one who finds oranges attractive? Come on, like you’ve never thought about an orange that way.

Oranges

Oranges

8 ) Watermelon – 50% melon, 50% water, 100% sexy. Plus: seedless.

Watermelon

Watermelon

Yeah, that’s the stuff.