Basic mathamatics (pt. 1)

Washington, George

+ (plus)

Post (cereals)

= (equals)

Washington Post (newspaper)

Q.E.D.

Frog v. Turtle

Frog

V.

Turtle

Frog v. Turtle: Who would win? Frogs are fast, and they have mad hops. Also, some are poisonous. But turtules posess shells, and many of them are sea-worthy. I think the one thing we can all agree on is this would be quite the battle, indeed.

Barack Obama nods too much…

…but John McCain appears so still that I doubt he could nod if challenged to. Therefore, I have concluded that a nod-off would be an inadequate tiebreaker in the upcoming Presidential election.

Things to do before we die (pt. 1)

Things to do before we die (partial list):

1) Get hit by car.

2) Be shot with tranquilizer dart.

3) Learn to read.

4) Invent a color.

5) See Rio.

6) Solve gas crisis.

More to come (if we feel like it.)

Think about it. (pt. 1)

Bunny:

Bunny (adorable)

Energizer Bunny:

Energizer Bunny (company spokesbunny)

Energizer Batteries:

Energizer Batteries (Double-A)

Discuss.

What I’m doing…right now.

When you listen to music, you are 235% more prone to unanticipated bear attacks. This is science, folks. Don’t blame the messenger. Respect.

Visual aid:

Don’t end up like Matthew (not pictured; eaten.)

To Establishment

Establishment –

I’m sorry about what I said earlier. Things got out of hand…I just got so caught up in the moment, I didn’t know what I was saying. I didn’t mean to offend you in any way, and if you misinterpreted my words or took my comments as crude or crass I want to be the first to apologize. I hope we’re still cool. See you Thursday at bar trivia?

– Cynthia

Brilliance

Brilliance (noun): Intense brightness of light.

If there is one thing I can’t stand, it’s a meaningless blog post. I have found a way around this by including the above definition. So at the very least, someone who comes to his web page will be able to say, “I now know the dictionary definition of brilliance.”

Take that, establishment!