Archive for October, 2008

Goldfish are cool.

October 24, 2008

Evidence:

Goldfish (totally cool)

Goldfish (totally cool)

You see those sunglasses? Classic cool.

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The origins of an Internet sensation

October 22, 2008
Face (smiley)
Face (smiley)

+ (plus)

Book (old)
Book (old)

= (equals)

Facebook (screenshot, c.o. the Internet)
Facebook (screenshot, c.o. the Internet)

Q.E.D.

Basic mathamatics, pt. 2 (political edition)

October 22, 2008
Exit (sign)
Exit (sign)

+ (plus)

Poll (highly sophisticated)
Poll (highly sophisticated)

= (equals)

Barack Obama (projected winner)
Barack Obama (projected winner; hope enthusiast)

Q.E.D.

New Post

October 21, 2008

So I was thinking today, why don’t more people spend their time drinking apple juice? It’s delicious, it’s nutrcious, it’s high in sugar. It’s like nature’s motor oil, only if people regularly drank motor oil and it tasted like apple juice.

Visual aid:

Apple juice

Apple juice (from concentrate)

Motor Oil:

Motor oil

Motor oil (tasty/delicious)

As our visual evidence shows, motor oil is at least greater than or equal to apple juice in taste, quality and nutritional content.

In conclusion, Nader ’08!

Sexy produce

October 16, 2008

8 Most Attractive Fruits and Vegetables:


1) Butternut squash – Magnificent curves.

Butternut squash

Butternut squash

2) Pears – Baby got back.

Pear

Pear

3) Strawberries – Plump, delectable, juicy — they’re like the boobs of produce. No wonder they’re top-heavy.

Strawberry

Strawberry

4) Asparagus – For those who like ’em skinny. And check out that crazy hair!

Asparagus

Asparagus

5) Bananas – I think you know why…

Banana

Banana

6) Jalapenos – Now that shit is HOT. Seriously, they’re really spicy. And I hear they get around, so be sure to use protection.

Jalapenos

Jalapenos

7) Oranges – What, am I the only one who finds oranges attractive? Come on, like you’ve never thought about an orange that way.

Oranges

Oranges

8 ) Watermelon – 50% melon, 50% water, 100% sexy. Plus: seedless.

Watermelon

Watermelon

Yeah, that’s the stuff.

Basic mathamatics (pt. 1)

October 15, 2008
Washington, George
Washington, George

+ (plus)

Post (cereals)
Post (cereals)

= (equals)

Washington Post (newspaper)
Washington Post (newspaper)

Q.E.D.

Frog v. Turtle

October 15, 2008
Frog

Frog

V.

Turtle

Turtle

Frog v. Turtle: Who would win? Frogs are fast, and they have mad hops. Also, some are poisonous. But turtules posess shells, and many of them are sea-worthy. I think the one thing we can all agree on is this would be quite the battle, indeed.

Barack Obama nods too much…

October 15, 2008

…but John McCain appears so still that I doubt he could nod if challenged to. Therefore, I have concluded that a nod-off would be an inadequate tiebreaker in the upcoming Presidential election.

Things to do before we die (pt. 1)

October 15, 2008

Things to do before we die (partial list):

1) Get hit by car.

2) Be shot with tranquilizer dart.

3) Learn to read.

4) Invent a color.

5) See Rio.

6) Solve gas crisis.

More to come (if we feel like it.)

Think about it. (pt. 1)

October 15, 2008
Bunny:
Bunny (adorable)

Bunny (adorable)

Energizer Bunny:

Energizer Bunny (company spokesbunny)

Energizer Bunny (company spokesbunny)

Energizer Batteries:

Energizer Batteries (Double-A)

Energizer Batteries (Double-A)

Discuss.